My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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