there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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