I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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