Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I know her cup size but not her name....
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