Kiss
Puke
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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