I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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