unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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