is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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