made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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