Im at strip club and am horny
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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