I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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