YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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