i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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