i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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