Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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