do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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