lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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