if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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