did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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