Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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