I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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