i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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