out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Life is so much better after having sex.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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