Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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