The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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