I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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