that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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