Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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