he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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