her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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