One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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