Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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