Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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