you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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