We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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