id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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