when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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