So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
There r osticjed everywhere
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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