i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
we made out on top of his cat.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize
