We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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