I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
