He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
