So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
