i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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