She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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