I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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