worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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