Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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