using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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