So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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