We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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