Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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