dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
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Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Panties = found
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